Saturday, 27 October 2012

Food In The Bedroom

Frequently I am asked, "Bryce. I get hungry when I'm with ma woman. What can I eat without losing my sexy vibe?". I answer with: "Pussy".

If that doesn't fill you up, there are always other options. Eating in bed can be a turn off so you have to be careful when deciding what to eat. There are the classic "sexy foods" you hear about like strawberries, chocolate, whipped cream, cheez whiz, etc. We don't want to gain weight though, so I've compiled a list of sexy, healthy alternatives.

  1. Avocados - These suckers not only are delicious, but when you bite into the soft green flesh, it's sure to make your girl wet.
  2. Celery Sticks - (see MacGruber distraction scene). You burn more calories than you ingest!
  3. Deli meats - They taste great, and nothing is sexier than munching a slice of bologna off your lady!
  4. Bananas - Trust me... chicks dig it when guys try and eat the whole banana at once.
  5. Lasagna - Messy, but sexy.
Feel free to get creative.

I promise I will write a legit article next month. :)

Much love,
Bryce